Humor, Nak Try English la plak....

errmmmm, hari nie CP nak buek n-3 lawak...

tp kali nie nk try buek dalam bahase met salleh plak...

bukan Salleh Yaakob yg korg dgr ket Sinar tu ekk...

nie kire sepupu seangkat yang jauh berbillion batu kelikir...

tak sama tak serupa langsung....

sebab tukang taip nie lagi ensem n muda....

hehehehe.... perasan la plak....

mengarut lelebih plak CP nie...

ok back tue the point, korg baca la ekkk selanjutnyer...

ader sebarang komen, korg humban jer la kat bawah tue...

CP nie bukan pandai pun, kira belasah jer....

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Upgrading from Boyfriend to Husband

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many othervaluable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife

Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Sexy Dress 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

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p/s : hahahaha.....harap2 korng semua suke ekk, CP pun bebenornyer  merangkak gak dgn english nie... tp pe pun CP cuma harap, at least korg dpt faham la k.... hehehe, jgn marah  ;P